Day 25 – Things People Would Do With Telekinesis If They Had It

I find most people to be inherently lazy. Having telekinesis would just make it worse.

  1. Change the channel on the TV
  2. Hit the snooze button
  3. Hover their iPhone near their face
  4. Bring things that are close even closer
  5. Hit on girls
  6. Hands-free peeing
  7. Tie knots
  8. Easy yoga
  9. Push shopping carts around the grocery
  10. Be total dicks