Day 36 – Hot Trends in Minimalism

This list has nine items too many.
  1. Designer Loincloths and full-body, single-color staining
  2. Pierced bridge of nose with attached monocle
  3. A single yearly holiday
  4. Restaurants featuring food in gel form
  5. One-sided vinyl with very few grooves
  6. Replacement of teeth with bespoke “Mastication Devices”
  7. Carrying a piece of glass rather than a phone. Technology will catch up someday
  8. Living in a 4’ x 4’ space, suspended vertically from the ceiling
  9. Furniture made from a single piece of aircraft-grade aluminum
  10. A new, refined monosyllable language